Musical Medics T-Shirts

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Keyworker

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'

Cuba applauds its doctors

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

Sir Patrick Moore.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'Music & Gym'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'Hey, have all you guys got some kind of air borne disease?'

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'Said he was fixing the ceiling fan. . .'

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

'Did he say anything before he died?'

Injured player

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'I can't turn it off.'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."