Musical Diagnostician T-Shirts

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Baroque Peacock

Hildegard von Bingen

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

"Yes it's Mozart...but is it evidence-based Mozart?"

Bedside Manna.

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Vivaldi and his creative partner

'Well my inner diagnostician thinks your inner diagnostician is completely off the wall.'

"Do you have the 'Oxford Companion to Michael Jackson'?"

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

The Cello Victims

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

Antonin Dvorak

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

A little night music...

'I've made spaghetti Johann - very good for contrapuntal work!'

'After hours at the piano lab.'

'It's not tunes, it's Beethoven.'

Josquin Des Press

'I've conducted a meta analysis of the myriad of tests we've run and I think I can say with a certain level of certainty that you are probably screwed...'

Hildegard von Bingen

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand