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Violin Pipe

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

WANTED The Strad Cad

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

And the die is cast!

Children playing percussion instruments.

National Opera: Wriggletto

"Greatest Band?"

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

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'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

'Did you see who pushed you?'

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

The Police Artist.

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

Love in The Heights

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

'Like I said officer, this is how I found him when I got here. Maybe that note he left can tell us something.'

"And now a little number that asks the musical question 'Do you recognize this meat cleaver?'"

"What makes you so sure that it's an eagles nest anyway?"

'They waltzed in, stole the cash, and waltzed out again...'

"IT appears the deceased had been playing gangster-rap."

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

'You suck at identifying sounds!'

Backstage, Master muttered, 'Not bad, just don't give up your night job'.

Man is confused by a book titled '100 Piano Favorites'.

Do you hear what I hear?

'...which proves my thesis that what they think is adorable in musicals gets you grounded in real life.'

'there are two of them,,,,No, they're not really armed,,,'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

The Police Artist.