Musical Detective Gifts

Violin Pipe

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

WANTED The Strad Cad

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

And the die is cast!

Children playing percussion instruments.

National Opera: Wriggletto

'Did you see who pushed you?'

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

music store

"Greatest Band?"

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

The Police Artist.

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

'Like I said officer, this is how I found him when I got here. Maybe that note he left can tell us something.'

Love in The Heights

"What makes you so sure that it's an eagles nest anyway?"

"And now a little number that asks the musical question 'Do you recognize this meat cleaver?'"

'You suck at identifying sounds!'

'They waltzed in, stole the cash, and waltzed out again...'

Backstage, Master muttered, 'Not bad, just don't give up your night job'.

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

"IT appears the deceased had been playing gangster-rap."

Man is confused by a book titled '100 Piano Favorites'.

'there are two of them,,,,No, they're not really armed,,,'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

Do you hear what I hear?

The Queen of the Night goes to the optometrist