Musical Sleuth Gifts

"IT appears the deceased had been playing gangster-rap."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Mysteries.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

WANTED The Strad Cad

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

music store

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

Solar Storm Expected!

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

'Cops and Rubbers.'

Idenity Parade.

Arthur Conan Doyle

"I spend most days fretting."

'Like I said officer, this is how I found him when I got here. Maybe that note he left can tell us something.'

Violin Pipe

Music theft.

"Come back when you're sober, and we'll see if you still have that double vision."

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

"And now a little number that asks the musical question 'Do you recognize this meat cleaver?'"

"How are those?"

"I'd like you to find him... get the Netflix password then lose him again."

"We'll be late. We can't leave until we find out what's beeping."

"Honey wake up, I realized there were more plot holes in that movie we saw that I forgot to point out."

Backstage, Master muttered, 'Not bad, just don't give up your night job'.

Man is confused by a book titled '100 Piano Favorites'.