Symphony Sleuth Gifts

'I'm always exhausted after conducting Beethoven's Ninth.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

$1: Family Secrets

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Modern Major General

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Have you no common scents?!'

Frederic Chopin

Antonio Vivaldi

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Edvard Grieg

"Do you smell something?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

Maestro

Cesar Franck

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

Spy Satellite

Happy Violinist

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Beethoven's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and Fifth.

Ludwig Van Beethoven

Camille Saint-Saens

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Two men converse secretively

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

Schubert's Unfinished Symphony finally gets some much-needed closure.