Sound Sleuth Gifts

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

Music theft.

Wow! He can hear a song just once and then play it? Yeah, he has a phonographic memory!

Old West Trackers. It's either ten guys on horseback or a caterpillar crawled into my ear again.

"We'll be late. We can't leave until we find out what's beeping."

Do you hear what I hear?

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Have you no common scents?!'

Music downloads

"Check out this new store."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Do you smell something?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"The subwoofers really help."

Mysteries.

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

How hit songs get their names

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Band Practice

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

A rare look at the real source of guitar sound.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

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