Sound Sleuth Gifts

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

Music theft.

"We'll be late. We can't leave until we find out what's beeping."

Do you hear what I hear?

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Have you no common scents?!'

Music downloads

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Check out this new store."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Do you smell something?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"The subwoofers really help."

Mysteries.

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Band Practice

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

A rare look at the real source of guitar sound.

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."