Sound Detective Gifts

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

'You suck at identifying sounds!'

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Saxophone Player.

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Things that go beep in the night.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Computer Music

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

Children playing percussion instruments.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

The Invention of Bagpipes

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"