Sound Detectives Gifts

'Isn't it weird how you always think you can hear a can opening when you're in the shower?'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

Things that go beep in the night.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

Children playing percussion instruments.

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

"You fix it by buying a new one."

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

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"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.