Sound Detectives Prints

'Isn't it weird how you always think you can hear a can opening when you're in the shower?'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

Children playing percussion instruments.

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"You fix it by buying a new one."

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."