Tone Detective Prints

"The tone of the letter is stern, almost threatening, but - see here? - he signs with a smiley face, so I think we may be alright."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

Sigmund Freud.

"Just need a minute to send a quick email and the three hours to wonder if the tone was appropriate."

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"You fix it by buying a new one."

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

'Well, Tom, everyone suffers from delusions from time to time.'

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

Singer's shadow covering it's ears.

"I detect an accent — one that's down on its luck and has had too much to drink."

Peeping Drone

'Is that true? - Did you tape over her soap opera?'

Insecurity guard: 'Are byou sure you didn't hear something- there it goes again!

'You suck at identifying sounds!'

Computer screen registers alert for illegal entry as cops drag the computer operator to jail.

"Something's wrong with my computer so I'm using Bill's. What is incognito mode?"

"Seriously? You don't hear a ticking noise?"