Remember, he's simple - It's not WHAT you bark at him, it's the TONE you use when you bark at him.
Tone Analyst Prints
Inspire their daily insights with a print that highlights the elegance of tone analysis. A meaningful addition to their office or personal collection, full of clever charm.
'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'
"Charles didn't like tofu."
'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'
"How do you love me. Count the ways!"
"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."
"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"
I love Marimba
'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'
Woke Jersey Shore
"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."
Lover's leap and Infatuation leap.
'100% Grammatically Correct Popular Tunes'
"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
He had finally calculated that the Cubs would win the Series.
You didn't text me that you met a guy! I couldn�t. There was no cell phone coverage. How awful. Diner. I'll say. What good is love � If you can't brag about it? Wow. Is that Shakespeare?
'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'
"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"
"Just need a minute to send a quick email and the three hours to wonder if the tone was appropriate."
Ralph Vaughan Williams
'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'
Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity
"Are we maximizing our time together or minimizing our efforts?"
"Before I go in, just what did Billy Joe McCaluster throw off the Talihatchie bridge?"
"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."
Marriage Guidance - "Do you find that hating each other puts a strain on your relationship?"
A couple look at a graph on their bed
Maritime Tidal News
'Gee! I liked Muazk better than this laugh track!'
CONSPIRACY, INC: 'Right now we're looking for the cryptic message in E.I.E.I. O.'
Man awoke by phone in a dream
The following blank screen is brought to you by the Booksellers of America.
Television: Vast Wasteland. . .Vaster Wasteland.
"I just broke up with my boyfriend. He said if I really loved him, I would get a job and help him buy a car."
'It's not so much a triangle-more a hexagon really.'
Tone Analyst Prints Collection
Tone Analyst Mugs
Discover a range of mugs designed for tone analysts, perfect for brightening their mornings with wit and insight.
Tone Analyst Pillows
Choose from our stylish pillows that add personality to any space, celebrating the subtle art of tone detection.
Tone Analyst T-Shirts
Explore our witty t-shirts that speak to the creative and analytical mind of tone analysts—comfort and cleverness combined.