Sound Detective Prints

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

'You suck at identifying sounds!'

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Saxophone Player.

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Computer Music

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

Children playing percussion instruments.

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

The Invention of Bagpipes

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"