Syndrome Sleuth Gifts

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"That new drug causes flatulence."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

GM Crops Genie.

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

Undercover Biophysicists

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Newton's Law and Order.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

'...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of Don't-Do-It: It's-Already-Been-Done.''

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

"I keep up with all the journals."

'No, not Cro-Magnon - something about it makes me think it's Neanderthal.'

"You might wanna consider taking a refresher course. Penicillin doesn't come from mold, it comes from the pharmacist."