Safety Sitch Sleuth Gifts

Looking for a gift for the safety sitch sleuth? Find unique, humorous products that capture the detective in you or your favorite amateur investigator. From clever T-shirts to charming mugs, each piece is designed for those who love solving mysteries and cracking safekeeping cases. Whether for a fellow detective or a mystery enthusiast, our range is full of fun, insightful, and playful items that make every clue count.

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"Next time you have a hand warmer in your backpack, just say so. People get rattled when you say you're packing heat."

"Next time you have a hand warmer in your backpack, just say so. People get rattled when you say you're packing heat." mockup

"Next time you have a hand warmer in your backpack, just say so. People get rattled when you say you're packing heat."

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"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry." mockup

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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Clickbait

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If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0 mockup

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

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"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?" mockup

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

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Experts through the ages.

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"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now." mockup

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

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The Modern Godot

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'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.' mockup

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

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'Gimme all your cache!'

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"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..." mockup

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

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'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.' mockup

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

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"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'" mockup

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

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Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

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"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?" mockup

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

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"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Password must contain at least one pictograph." mockup

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

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Secret Service Dogs

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"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?" mockup

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

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'Loose lips sink principalships.' mockup

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

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"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria." mockup

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

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"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent." mockup

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

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'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.' mockup

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

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Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint. mockup

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

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What security flaw?

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'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

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