'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'
Security System Sleuth Gifts
Searching for a gift for a security system sleuth? Our collection offers clever, humorous items that capture the intrigue and wit of someone who loves cracking security codes or monitoring surveillance. Perfect for the hobbyist or enthusiast who enjoys keeping an eye on things, these gifts combine humor with a touch of mystery, making them a memorable choice for anyone fascinated by security systems and detective work.
"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
$1: Family Secrets
"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"
"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"
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'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'
'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'
If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0
"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."
The Modern Godot
'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'
'Gimme all your cache!'
"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."
Uncle Sam is Big Brother.
"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"
'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'
Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.
No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.
"Password must contain at least one pictograph."
Secret Service Dogs
"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"
'Loose lips sink principalships.'
I'm loving the phone hacking scandal. I love it when ne'er-do-wells use technology to steal personal information. Because you like when people suffer. No. Because I love it when technology is proven as evil. Spare me. Technology is not evil. People are evil. Computers don't hack people. People hack people. Macs hack, Macs hack! You watch your mouth, filthy human! Fight, fight …
'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'
'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'
Two men converse secretively
What security flaw?
'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'
'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'
"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."
"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."
Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras
'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'
Security System Sleuth Gifts Collection
Security System Sleuth Mugs
Explore our range of humorous mugs perfect for security system enthusiasts. Find witty designs that brighten up any coffee break or surveillance session.
Security System Sleuth Pillows
Browse pillows that add humor to any room for security enthusiasts. Cozy, witty, and quirky, they make a great gift idea.
Security System Sleuth Prints
Discover eye-catching prints that celebrate the intrigue of security and detective work. Perfect for decorating a workspace or hobby room.
Security System Sleuth T-Shirts
Check out our clever t-shirts designed for security system sleuths. Perfect for matching their passion with a fun, wearable statement.