Cyber Security Sleuth Gifts

'I'm in for computer hacking. I get out as soon as I guess the password.'

"My life had become a tangled web of fictitious user names and fiendishly clever passwords."

"'Open Sesame' opens the first door, but two-step authentication requires your mother's maiden name to open the second door."

"I've got a virus."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

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"So who is this First pet?"

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Computer Crimes

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

The Modern Godot

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'Gimme all your cache!'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

'Hey, somebody's been accessing MY email too!'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."