Internet Sleuth Gifts

'Be careful! It could be a phishing mail!'

Beware of Sophisticated, Hard to Spot, Email Scams,

'Don't believe everything you read on the net.'

Identity Theft.

Phishing for cyber information

"This might be a scam."

'The mean age of our visitor is 50. It seems like when they turn 50 they get mean.'

"PSSSST - Wanna buy some personal information?"

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

Woman searching internet for info about her MP.

"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and I think I've got bovine spongiform encephalitis."

"So you want all my personal data - contacts, sexual preferences, dodgy-website visits, voting habits..."

Robber trying to break into an online account.

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

Birth of a conspiracy theory...

According to the internet Harry's growth was a lucky four-leaf-clover wart.

'Your partner made it easy for us, Rock! Maybe he should have canceled his Website, www.ourhideout.com.'

"We're looking for a hacker to break into our competitors computers and get their recipes."

"I'm going to be a twitter troll when I grow up."

"Judging by your Google search history, I'm surprised you even made it as far as the front gate."

Wikileaks' front door: closed due to burst pipe

"Just as I thought Brian... Cybercondria."

"Brian doesn't trust the media, he prefers to do his own research."

"And you're sure this is a recent photo?"

I'd rather be phishing.

"Don't even pretend the two of you aren't stealing my wifi!"

"Guess what else I found on YouTube, Randy?" "Evidence Vladimir Putin is an immortal." "There are two photos of soldiers who look exactly like Putin, taken in 1941, and way back in 1920. Exactly like him." "Could be they're related." "The notion of 'genetics' is a huge conspiracy by the immortals." "I found that out on YouTube."

"The doctor will see you shortly—in the meantime, please fill out your medical Google search history."

"Honey, would you quickly Google ‘passport, Brazil, arsenic, remarriage’ for me?"

Able to Google Stuff Man

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

"I have in my hands your private browsing history."

"Meta have stopped fact checking." "No they haven't."