Cyber Crime Sleuth Gifts

"He opened his email and saw the attachment from an unknown source. His hand slowly reached to click on the paper clip. He had no idea what horror awaited him. . ."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

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"So who is this First pet?"

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"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Computer Crimes

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'Hey, somebody's been accessing MY email too!'

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."