Crime Sleuth Gifts

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

"So what can you tell us about this escaped master of disguise, John?"

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

$1: Family Secrets

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Clickbait

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

JET (Part I)

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

The Modern Godot

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Cronyism Guide

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

Corrupt politicians,

Panama Papers

Raid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen

'That damn racial scandal.'

"This is not good at all!"

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

Panama Papers Scandal

'STREWTH! Our firewall is down!' (Rupert and James Murdoch cease to be shielded after Rebekah Brooks resigns)

Pandora Papers