Crime Scene Sleuth Gifts

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

'..but at the end of the day it was just my word against the DNA.'

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Sherlock Holmes

"The body's been in the water for a long time."

"They're always in the last place you look."

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

"Hey! Did it ever occur to you Bozos that the cake could be evidence?!"

'Ugh. Every single day.'

crime

'Take your time. Do any of these look like the shadowy figure you saw at the crime scene?'

Dispatch, you can call off the search party. We'll need DNA samples to be sure, but it looks like we've found Kermit's remains.

'Well she came out of nowhere! It all happened in slow motion!'

CSI: Shakespeare.

"We have a motive and a murder weapon. The only thing puzzling us is why you haven't murdered him yet."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"We need rain."

Next camera crew 5 mins

"True crime meets reality TV"

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."