Crime Scene Investigator Gifts

"I take it this is your first day as a scene of crimes officer?"

'We ran some samples at the lab... it's dirt alright.'

"Did he have any known enemies?"

'She says she was trying acupuncture to relieve his chronic headaches.'

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

'This is a textbook case of homicide.'

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

'If you are going to be a CSI, you can't say yuck at everything you see!'

'Well, keep searching lads, they must've left some sort of clues.'

'I suppose the only way we could find out exactly who collected these DNA samples would be to fingerprint everyone.'

'We'll have to check dental records to be sure, but we think it's the tooth fairy.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'Off hand, I'd say it's a head trauma caused by a blunt instrument.'

"I couldn't finish that book either."

Chalk Murder

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

'Any thoughts on cause of death guv?'

"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'See? Now that you have a crime lab of your own, you don't know what to do with it.'

'A piece of skin from the killer's arm, by jove. Let's go back to the lab, clone it, and identify the murderer when he grows up.'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

Police Line Do Not Cross

Police patrol car with chalk body outlines on it.

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"Stick around, pal. If paint samples from your wall match those found on the body on the sidewalk, we'll need to ask you a few more questions."

'Decoy ducks on the lake, scapegoats in the paddock, and red herrings on the fishing line. If this is a cover up, it's big...'

"It looks like a clear case of sewercide to me."

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Everybody made fun of Josh for being afraid of his shadow, but later that day, they would all be sorry.