True Crime Sleuth Gifts

Chalk outline getting up behind a police officer.

"The carpet salesperson was right, a darker colour will hide all manner of sins."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

$1: Family Secrets

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

Crime in bookshop

Madoff and devil.

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"I couldn't finish that book either."

"Another clear case of COVID19."

Optician and the PI.

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

"It was me who did it!"

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Arrest of La Tuta

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.