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Chalk outline getting up behind a police officer.

"The carpet salesperson was right, a darker colour will hide all manner of sins."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

$1: Family Secrets

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"True crime meets reality TV"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

Crime in bookshop

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Madoff and devil.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

"I couldn't finish that book either."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"It was me who did it!"

Optician and the PI.

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Arrest of La Tuta

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Diary of a DNA Cop

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."