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'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

"So what can you tell us about this escaped master of disguise, John?"

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

$1: Family Secrets

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

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JET (Part I)

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

The Modern Godot

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

Panama Papers Scandal

Panama Papers

'Keep a lid on it!'

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

Raid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'From Wall Street, here's a run down of today's stock prices and S.E.C allegations.'