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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

$1: Family Secrets

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'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

The Modern Godot

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

'Dog got your clog?'

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

What security flaw?

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'These disks contain backups of all my financial records in 25 different software programs. . . I need to make a deposit to your computer.'

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

Advanced Password Hint

F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.

"You have exceeded the maximum number of incorrect password attempts."

"Have you ever noticed how the eyes seem to follow you around the room?"

'It's okay, mom. I go through this every day at school.'

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

'Sure, I can reprogram your microchip if you want to change your identity...'

"...This one comes with the latest security devices...'