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'So we're all agreed, the snail did it. Now we just have to figure out which direction he went.'

"Look! That's the widow Grunzman and Bob from the drugstore that last month had rat poison on special offer..."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Crime in bookshop

Madoff and devil.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"I couldn't finish that book either."

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"Another clear case of COVID19."

Arrest of La Tuta

"It was me who did it!"

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."