True Crime Detective Prints

'So we're all agreed, the snail did it. Now we just have to figure out which direction he went.'

"Look! That's the widow Grunzman and Bob from the drugstore that last month had rat poison on special offer..."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

Crime in bookshop

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Madoff and devil.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"I couldn't finish that book either."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Arrest of La Tuta

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Diary of a DNA Cop

"It was me who did it!"

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'