True Crime Enthusiast Prints

"Anything you say can be used in a very exciting new true-crime podcast we're working on."

"Well, we've learned one thing from all this ? burglars shouldn't keep diaries."

'This is a textbook case of homicide.'

'If you are going to be a CSI, you can't say yuck at everything you see!'

Finally, Dr. Death cracked and agreed to write out a full confession. Unfortunately, no one could read his writing, so they had to let him go.

Mob school.

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

"We can't go back to my place the cops are digging up the basement."

Knife Crime Data Collection - 'How many people have you stabbed this week?'

'Off hand, I'd say it's a head trauma caused by a blunt instrument.'

"If it's any help, your sentence was the most e-mailed story of the week."

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

"There's so much evidence we should put some aside for a different case."

"Perhaps I've said too much."

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

Woman who thinks a man is following her

'And did Sir pack the case himself?'

The Gangsters.

'Hi, Honey, I'm homicide...'

"Stick around, pal. If paint samples from your wall match those found on the body on the sidewalk, we'll need to ask you a few more questions."

'Drive! Let's not push our luck by going back for the free calendars.'

'$10 and you're lucky to get that. This stuff was stolen from here last night.'

Gangster Real Estate

'What do we do with the ones exonerated by a new DNA test?'

'I'm doing 30 days for fiddling my expenses.'

Man on left - 'Turns out your boss IS the one who...' Man on right - 'WHOA, not in here man! These walls have ears.'

'After being in burglary ten years, I can't sleep at night.'

"...And I'm sentencing you to two additional years because your book about the crime was plagiarised."

"You keep saying that you're a changed man, but if you do get that parole how can I know for sure you won't go back to robbing banks?"

"I don't care how hot it is, Tom. What did I tell you about the sun-shade?"

". . . No, you're not in the bank anymore; don't you remember. . . ? The security guard shot you."

"Your clothes are in the other room telling my partner all we need to know about you."

"The only thing we didn't plan on was falling in love."

"All we know is it happened between the hours of 9 A.M. and 4 P.M."

"What ever happened to cement shoes and the Hudson River, slowpoke?"