True Crime Fan Prints

'She says she was trying acupuncture to relieve his chronic headaches.'

"I couldn't finish that book either."

"Here's a song I wrote about a guy who gets falsely accused of trying to rob a liquor store."

"'Alleged,' please, 'alleged.'"

'I can only think Derren Brown made me do it.'

Madoff and devil.

A modest suggestion for dealing with all the bank and mortgage fraud going on these days...

Road rage with a serial killer

'Well, now we know -- bank robbers shouldn't keep diaries.'

'It's true their security is better here but they don't have overdraft fees.'

'So why'd you bury your wife in the garden, Frank?'

State Executioner Out to Lynch.

Man selling stolen watches as seen on CCTV.

... and use All Temperature Bluo to get those blood stains out.

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

'You know at first I was, like, really happy to see him...'

"Poor guy was crushed like a bug. Looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

'I got into politics to give back to a community that's been so good to me!'

'Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Pistorius hasn't a leg to stand on!'

"... So, how much will I get when he falls down the stairs?"

"Looks like he was smothered with a bag-for-life!"

'See, I was innocent.'

"Yes, it is a beautiful ring, Derek. It looks just like the one from the big jewellery heist, last week."

"Maybe not so anatomically correct next time!"

Documenting death

"I bet you thought that because you'd been castaway for forty years, you'd get off with your six month prison sentence."

Premeditate

"Come on out, Snider. We know you're in there."

The Tell-All Heart

"My son is a saint - he's always cooperating with the authorities."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Police officers arrest a child at a murder scene

"So have you heard of any good murders lately?"

"On the evening of May 8th, I was a) at the office b) out with friends c) at home murdering my wife."