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"I'll have an extra large conspiracy burger with anti-semitism, plenty of racism, stupidity and a load of crap."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Violent Crime Statistics

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

"Countless observations and calculations based on the scientific method led me to the conclusion that the center of the universe is not planet earth, but. . ."

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'It looks like our data.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."