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'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

Crime in bookshop

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Madoff and devil.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

"It was me who did it!"

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Arrest of La Tuta

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

Excessive Paperwork