Trust Detective T-Shirts

"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."

'He was my financial advisor!'

Detective Agency

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Good God. My wife and my best friend."

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

"What terrors lurk behind that trustworthy facade?"

Would you buy a used car off this man?

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'Crisis'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

Customer Convention

IRS Audit Section

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Eurobonds Explained.

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

'Whose idea was it to use enron as a benchmark?'

'Great, and I'll also need some mirrors.'

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

'When we come back we'll talk to a man who made a fortune on Wall Street and almost got away with it.'

Financial Corruption