Fraud Detective T-Shirts

'Are you aware of the penalty for insurance fraud?'

Beware Tax Rebate Scammers...

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"Of course he's smiling, he spent all the company profits before he died."

Broken pipes.

'Bill, I just don't feel comfortable with this! I'm worried that it could be one of those pyramid schemes.'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Watchdog Maddoff Type Fraud Schemes.

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

'Crisis'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Eurobonds Explained.

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

IRS Audit Section

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'Well you checked my £20 note so I'm checking the change you gave me!'

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

'Whose idea was it to use enron as a benchmark?'

'Great, and I'll also need some mirrors.'