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J'Accuse!

Trusted my Financial Advisor.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Are you ready for your FISCAL examination?'

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

IRS Audit Section

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

Tax Collector

Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'I know a lot of folks get us confused, but I'm actually taxes!'

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

'Please help me! Every payday, I get robbed some gangsters called 'Fiscal Authority'!

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

"I now represent both death and taxes."

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

I.R.S.: 'All's fair in love & taxes'.

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'