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A day in the life of a fiduciary.

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"Your son's web presence doesn't make up for his truancy."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

Testing a Fiancee

"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

"Who's God?"

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."

Controversial Boxes

'And if you think it isn't yours I'll see you at the DNA testing!'

"We already have a state of the art security system. Why do we need a house detective?"

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"They say you can influence people by projecting a sense of trustworthiness."

Sandra believed honesty to be the foundation of a good relationship.

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

'How could you swindle those good people who trusted you?'

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

'I followed your husband yesterday. He spent the whole day following you.'