Trust Officer Gifts

A day in the life of a fiduciary.

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"Your son's web presence doesn't make up for his truancy."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

Testing a Fiancee

"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

"Who's God?"

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."

Controversial Boxes

'And if you think it isn't yours I'll see you at the DNA testing!'

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

"We already have a state of the art security system. Why do we need a house detective?"

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

"They say you can influence people by projecting a sense of trustworthiness."

Sandra believed honesty to be the foundation of a good relationship.

'How could you swindle those good people who trusted you?'

'I followed your husband yesterday. He spent the whole day following you.'

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

'I'm doing my bit to reduce overcrowding in the classroom.'