Trust Enthusiast Gifts

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Shackles of Marriage.

"They say you can influence people by projecting a sense of trustworthiness."

'Before I deposit a large amount of money with you could you give me a reference?'

Sandra believed honesty to be the foundation of a good relationship.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

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'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

Truth, Justice, Equal Time.

"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

'And if you think it isn't yours I'll see you at the DNA testing!'

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

'That's what I like about the Big Guy - he's usually wrong, but he's never in doubt.'

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

"Full disclosure: I served five years for bank fraud."

'I'm impressed by your self-confidence. What other skills do you have?'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"We already have a state of the art security system. Why do we need a house detective?"

'How could you swindle those good people who trusted you?'

"I suppose my one weakness is I'm far too forthright, Tubby."

"I'm going to write you a prescription for new friends."

'I amassed a fortune and you had to have a government bailout. Why would I let you manage my wealth?'

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

"Excuse me, I have to get up for a minute - Do you mind watching my laptop, bag of precious gems, and life savings in cash?"

Stab-in-the-back handshake.