Trust Issue Enthusiast Gifts

Handshake with crossed fingers

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

"We already have a state of the art security system. Why do we need a house detective?"

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

You worry too much

Sandra believed honesty to be the foundation of a good relationship.

"After we got Buster fixed, he no longer wants to be our best friend."

"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

"Full disclosure: I served five years for bank fraud."

"They say you can influence people by projecting a sense of trustworthiness."

'How could you swindle those good people who trusted you?'

'I followed your husband yesterday. He spent the whole day following you.'

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."

"Before I accept you as my coach, I just need to check you're not wearing a wire-tap."

'Years ago he got his investment back, plus millions in interest. So he's leaving everything to Bernard Madoff.'

'He has this absurd notion that I don't trust him.'

Stab-in-the-back handshake.

'The Big Guy seems to trust him. Would you help us kill him?'

"Hey Jefferson, just thought I'd stop by to see if you are actually sick."

'Will this be another full-body scam?'

'If you can't trust your butler, who CAN you trust?'

"Are you sure you're fully qualified"

"I broke up with him! I couldn't trust him anymore: I kept finding ginger hair in his hairballs. . ."

'Before the group hug, I had a Rolex here!'