Trust Issues Commentator Gifts

'You don't have to pay me yet.'

"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

Profits for Big Pharma

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'

"So we'll lead on the cost of living crisis, three pages on the collapse of the NHS and four on climate warning followed by that investigation into the rise in depression."

Sandra believed honesty to be the foundation of a good relationship.

"I have a rich and generous son who wants to contribute to the heavenly fund."

"I'm moving all the money from our rainy day account into a slush fund."

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

"It's not a spike in crime, it's a spike in REPORTING crime that was there all along. So... that's better, right?"

"They say you can influence people by projecting a sense of trustworthiness."

"We already have a state of the art security system. Why do we need a house detective?"

Career Suicide Hotline

"After we got Buster fixed, he no longer wants to be our best friend."

"I don't think this is the right time to tell me you're having an affair.."

'How could you swindle those good people who trusted you?'

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

'I followed your husband yesterday. He spent the whole day following you.'

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

'Wow, this is the same model we have in school.'

"If you're generous when the collection plate is passed around, I'll make my sermon ten minutes shorter than usual."

"I'm going to write you a prescription for new friends."

'This is Ferguson... He don't hate the boss, he don't hate his job, he don't hate the government, he don't hate his wife... You better not trust him.'

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