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Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

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Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'Who did you vote against in the last election?'

Political Science

"I don't know why they don't privatise the tax office and blame the private sector for its existence."

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

"We already have a state of the art security system. Why do we need a house detective?"

"I don't think this is the right time to tell me you're having an affair.."

'How could you swindle those good people who trusted you?'

'I told you the government were keeping tabs on us.'

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

'I followed your husband yesterday. He spent the whole day following you.'

"The first rule in business, mother, is to never trust anyone. Now go back and walk through the metal detector again...slowly."

"I'm going to write you a prescription for new friends."

'He has this absurd notion that I don't trust him.'

Stab-in-the-back handshake.

'The Big Guy seems to trust him. Would you help us kill him?'

'The press wants to know where I stand on term limits. What do the polls say?'

"Hey Jefferson, just thought I'd stop by to see if you are actually sick."

'If you can't trust your butler, who CAN you trust?'

"Never trust a man! Rupert told me he was vegetarian, but guess what I found in his pocket....spare ribs and roast beef!"

"And remember, dear, if you want to know the time don't ask a policeman."