Trust Issue Enthusiast T-Shirts

Handshake with crossed fingers

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

"We already have a state of the art security system. Why do we need a house detective?"

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

You worry too much

"After we got Buster fixed, he no longer wants to be our best friend."

Sandra believed honesty to be the foundation of a good relationship.

"They say you can influence people by projecting a sense of trustworthiness."

"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

"Full disclosure: I served five years for bank fraud."

'How could you swindle those good people who trusted you?'

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

'I followed your husband yesterday. He spent the whole day following you.'

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."

'He has this absurd notion that I don't trust him.'

Stab-in-the-back handshake.

'Will this be another full-body scam?'

"I broke up with him! I couldn't trust him anymore: I kept finding ginger hair in his hairballs. . ."

"Are you sure you're fully qualified"

'If you can't trust your butler, who CAN you trust?'

'The Big Guy seems to trust him. Would you help us kill him?'

"Hey Jefferson, just thought I'd stop by to see if you are actually sick."

"First you have to earn their trust."