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Stab-in-the-back handshake.

'The buck should start with Henderson, but we're afraid he'd embezzle it.'

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

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'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

"We already have a state of the art security system. Why do we need a house detective?"

"After we got Buster fixed, he no longer wants to be our best friend."

Sandra believed honesty to be the foundation of a good relationship.

"They say you can influence people by projecting a sense of trustworthiness."

"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

"Full disclosure: I served five years for bank fraud."

'How could you swindle those good people who trusted you?'

'I followed your husband yesterday. He spent the whole day following you.'

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."

'I amassed a fortune and you had to have a government bailout. Why would I let you manage my wealth?'

"I'm going to write you a prescription for new friends."

"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."

"Hey Jefferson, just thought I'd stop by to see if you are actually sick."

'Will this be another full-body scam?'

"I broke up with him! I couldn't trust him anymore: I kept finding ginger hair in his hairballs. . ."

"Never trust a man! Rupert told me he was vegetarian, but guess what I found in his pocket....spare ribs and roast beef!"

'If you can't trust your butler, who CAN you trust?'

"Are you sure you're fully qualified"

'The Big Guy seems to trust him. Would you help us kill him?'

"First you have to earn their trust."

Partners!

'I see by your parachute that you have trust issues.'

"I've checked and cross-checked: nothing he's told me so far has been true! He's a true weasel alright..."