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'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Shackles of Marriage.

"They say you can influence people by projecting a sense of trustworthiness."

'Before I deposit a large amount of money with you could you give me a reference?'

Sandra believed honesty to be the foundation of a good relationship.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Team Building Exercises

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

Truth, Justice, Equal Time.

"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

'And if you think it isn't yours I'll see you at the DNA testing!'

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

"We already have a state of the art security system. Why do we need a house detective?"

'I'm impressed by your self-confidence. What other skills do you have?'

"Full disclosure: I served five years for bank fraud."

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

'That's what I like about the Big Guy - he's usually wrong, but he's never in doubt.'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'How could you swindle those good people who trusted you?'

"I suppose my one weakness is I'm far too forthright, Tubby."

'Years ago he got his investment back, plus millions in interest. So he's leaving everything to Bernard Madoff.'

"Before I accept you as my coach, I just need to check you're not wearing a wire-tap."

"I'm going to write you a prescription for new friends."