Trust Guru T-Shirts

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

Empty box of ideas

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Crocodile Selfie

Computer help.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Tech support...can I help you!

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

Branding Consultant

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Text!"

"Computer Help Line? I think something bad has happened to my hard drive!"