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"Oh, like you know something the Internet doesn't know."

'I've tried to tell Stuart he's over-loading himself with too much information but...'

"So the answer to eternal happiness isn't an upgrade?"

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Web cams. Web scams

"I'm sorry...but I've just been informed recent technological advances have rendered this course obsolete!"

Commercial space travel is expensive.

The portion of your brain dedicated to passwords.

Stem-cellphone research.

'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'

Phishing for cyber information

"Him?... You're always telling me to find alternative ways to backup my data!"

'Advances in technology are staggering...they can spend ten times as much, four times more quickly for only a tenth of the results.'

'Look Dad, I said I needed help with some cutting and pasting and...What are those?'

'Thank you for calling Tech Support. Your computer is one month old. We no longer support that model. Good day.'

'Ah-ha! I found the problem, dad.'

Los Alamos Hard Drives

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"Yes, I did say I needed security and a protector. But I meant for my computer and phone. So, I won't be needing Rocco."

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'You have smart phone dependency, also known as compulsive communication syndrome.'

'You've successfully completed the transaction to sell your soul. A digital receipt will be e-mailed to you.'

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"You will never catch up with the new technology."

"You have to admit that your chip looks a lot like their chip."

"Ohm."

"Those are the basic necessities of life? Aren't you forgetting something?"

"I don't shake hands during flu season. Just scan my QR code."

"I just got an alert from our smart refrigerator. It's pleading with us to not stick anything else on it."

"Did you enter the correct password?"

"This could get ugly!"

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

"Life beyound the web" "Fascinating, does it have a web site?"

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