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"Excellent mumbo jumbo, Foster. The computer didn't understand a word of it"

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"We don't talk anymore."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Crocodile Selfie

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Den Furniture

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

STRIP Hambone: The internet 'Where's it going?'

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."