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"I need an interpreter. Send in someone who speaks jargon."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Robots In The Boardroom

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

The Modern Novel.

Geek fairies

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Crocodile Selfie

Windows or Mac?

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

Den Furniture

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

"Text!"

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

'Take my advice, and never look in the back of your computer.'