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"I need an interpreter. Send in someone who speaks jargon."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Geek fairies

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Crocodile Selfie

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Den Furniture

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Text!"

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"Computer Help Line? I think something bad has happened to my hard drive!"

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."