Trust Guru Gifts

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

Empty box of ideas

Robots In The Boardroom

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

The Modern Novel.

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Crocodile Selfie

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Windows or Mac?

Computer help.

Tech support...can I help you!

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Text!"

Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.