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'She said the Skeptic's Club has been disbanded due to doubts about the leadership, but I don't buy that baloney for one minute.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

The Ekert Saga: 'Let's put it this way...can you imagine how the world would be if everyone actually practiced hat they preach about following the 'golden rule'?

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

"But if I don't know the corporate values then I'm not accountable to them."

'After a hectic day of trading, some of our traders need to decompress.'

"We already have a state of the art security system. Why do we need a house detective?"

Sandra believed honesty to be the foundation of a good relationship.

"They say you can influence people by projecting a sense of trustworthiness."

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

'How could you swindle those good people who trusted you?'

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

'I followed your husband yesterday. He spent the whole day following you.'

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

'This is Ferguson... He don't hate the boss, he don't hate his job, he don't hate the government, he don't hate his wife... You better not trust him.'

"I'm going to write you a prescription for new friends."

"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."

'He has this absurd notion that I don't trust him.'

Stab-in-the-back handshake.

'The Big Guy seems to trust him. Would you help us kill him?'

"Hey Jefferson, just thought I'd stop by to see if you are actually sick."

"I broke up with him! I couldn't trust him anymore: I kept finding ginger hair in his hairballs. . ."

'If you can't trust your butler, who CAN you trust?'

"Never trust a man! Rupert told me he was vegetarian, but guess what I found in his pocket....spare ribs and roast beef!"

'I put too much faith in those who don't deserve it. I call it self confidence.'